I stumbled to this. I am sure it’s been around the interwebs a time or two, but maybe I won’t forget:

You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period.
You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.”
There are [...]

So, during my college days, I was introduced to StumbleUpon. For those of my readers who are not already fellow stumblers, it is a website/toolbar that is dedicated to doing the leg work of surfing the internet for you. You create an account, tell it your preferences, and press a button. Simple.
It takes [...]

When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children’s art.
Don’t ever write anything down, especially the error message that was on your screen.
If we ask what the last thing you did was, always [...]